| _____ (2 variants) | 23 |
| "Ach! Hans, Run!" (2 variants) | 116 |
| Aesthetic Consultation | 48 |
| Aesthetic Consultation | 48★ |
| Ambiguity (2 variants) | 24 |
| Artful Looter (2 variants) | 25 |
| Ass Whuppin' (2 variants) | 117 |
| Assquatch (2 variants) | 71 |
| Atinlay Igpay (2 variants) | 1 |
| Avatar of Me (2 variants) | 26 |
| AWOL | 2 |
| AWOL | 2★ |
| B-I-N-G-O (2 variants) | 92 |
| Bad Ass | 49★ |
| Bad Ass | 49 |
| Blast from the Past | 72★ |
| Blast from the Past | 72 |
| Bloodletter (2 variants) | 50 |
| Booster Tutor (2 variants) | 51 |
| Bosom Buddy (2 variants) | 3 |
| Brushstroke Paintermage (2 variants) | 27 |
| Bursting Beebles (2 variants) | 28 |
| Cardpecker | 4 |
| Cardpecker | 4★ |
| Carnivorous Death-Parrot (2 variants) | 29 |
| Cheap Ass (2 variants) | 5 |
| Cheatyface (2 variants) | 30 |
| Circle of Protection: Art (2 variants) | 6 |
| City of Ass (2 variants) | 134 |
| Collector Protector (2 variants) | 7 |
| Creature Guy (2 variants) | 93 |
| Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature (2 variants) | 73 |
| Deal Damage (2 variants) | 74 |
| Double Header (2 variants) | 31 |
| Drawn Together (2 variants) | 8 |
| Duh (2 variants) | 52 |
| Dumb Ass (2 variants) | 75 |
| Elvish House Party (2 variants) | 94 |
| Emcee | 9★ |
| Emcee | 9 |
| Enter the Dungeon (2 variants) | 53 |
| Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) (2 variants) | 10 |
| Eye to Eye (2 variants) | 54 |
| Face to Face (2 variants) | 76 |
| Farewell to Arms | 56 |
| Farewell to Arms | 56★ |
| Fascist Art Director (2 variants) | 11 |
| Fat Ass (2 variants) | 95 |
| First Come, First Served (2 variants) | 12 |
| Flaccify (2 variants) | 32 |