| Stinging Scorpion | 46 |
| Snickering Squirrel | 45 |
| Skull Saucer | 44 |
| Poultrygeist | 43 |
| Jumbo Imp | 42 |
| Inhumaniac | 41 |
| Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. | 40 |
| Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil | 39 |
| Infernal Spawn of Evil | 38 |
| Hoisted Hireling | 37 |
| Enter the Dungeon | 36 |
| Duh | 35 |
| Dirty Rat | 34 |
| Booster Tutor | 33 |
| Bat- | 32 |
| Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher | 31 |
| Wall of Fortune | 30 |
| Topsy Turvy | 29 |
| Time Out | 28 |
| Rings a Bell | 27 |
| Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | 26 |
| Mer Man | 25 |
| Magic Word | 24 |
| Johnny, Combo Player | 23 |
| Common Courtesy | 22 |
| Chicken à la King | 21 |
| Cheatyface | 20 |
| Carnivorous Death-Parrot | 19 |
| B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) | 18 |
| Avatar of Me | 17 |
| Alexander Clamilton | 16 |
| Syr Cadian, Knight Owl | 15 |
| Strutting Turkey | 14 |
| Staying Power | 13 |
| Ordinary Pony | 12 |
| Old Guard | 11 |
| Look at Me, I'm the DCI | 10 |
| Look at Me, I'm R&D | 9 |
| Knight of the Hokey Pokey | 8 |
| Humming- | 7 |
| GO TO JAIL | 6 |
| Frankie Peanuts | 5 |
| Flavor Judge | 4 |
| Emcee | 3 |
| AWOL | 2 |
| Adorable Kitten | 1 |